The Subaru Bumper to Bumper Warranty Award...(with Hans)

THE Tony Award (with Grace Lenaghan)

Best On-Screen Frenemy (with Sean Buckley)

Supernatural Achievement AKA Putting the "Woo!" in Woo-Woo (with Sara Costello)

Bonus: A Little More With Madda

Best Use of Workplace Bathroom Lighting (with Alex Madda)

Outstanding Achievement in Smuttery (with Emily Bouroudjian)

The Mister Rogers Award for Genuine Good Personhood and Neighborliness (with Jesek West)

Bonus: Cold Ones 2 (with Angel and Todd)

The Ina Garden Award for Outstanding Hospitality (with Todd Aulwurm)

Season 2, Episode 1: Achievement in Multi-Hyphenative Work

Episode 23: Interstitial Finale

Episode 22: The Perfect Podcast Needs a Season 1 Finale (with Kyle, Zane, Laura, and Hans)

Faux-nus Episode: Cold Ones 1 (with Otto)

Episode 21: The Perfect Podcast Needs a Prediction (with Liz Jarmer)

Episode 20: The Perfect Podcast Needs a Demonym

Episode 19: The Imperfect Podcast (with Jeff Wright)

Episode 18: The Perfect Podcast Needs a Slogan (with Hans in the Booth!)

Episode 17: The Perfect Podcast Needs to Ask If You'd Date Me (with Denzel Belin)

Episode 16: Jeff Attempts the Perfect Podcast